Death before Decaf; always.
Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me
hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?